Look what the cat dragged in.
*rolls her eyes* Here we go again.

phased-kitten:

thirstforblood:

phased-kitten:

thirstforblood:

Oh, I will never forget you Kitten. I am always close, never forget that.

 You know that sounds like you have a crush on me or something.

As much as I am sure you would like that kitten, I prefer my women looking like women not prepubescent boys.

If that’s the case why don’t you go bother somebody else instead? Or you still using me to rile Logan up?

At first it was, but it’s become fun messing with you. You’re so pathetic hiding behind my brother like a little pet. You don’t even take up for yourself, allowing everyone to come to your aid, it’s almost to easy.

blk-widow:

arrows-ftw:

blk-widow:

arrows-ftw:

blk-widow:

Oh please I never asked for perfection. I’m sorry I didn’t realize that I wasn’t allowed to be a little upset when you decided that shooting at some paper marks was a better answer than talking to someone who actually cares about you.

Maybe you should check your mark then. Because you’re setting the bar a little high there, Natasha. I told you I didn’t want to talk about it, that’s it. End of fucking story. It was just one day, no need to PMS all over the place about it.

Fine, fuck you Clint.

Have fun in fucking Malibu then !

Fine I leave in an hour. Thanks for everything….just thanks.

Aww Look. seems like there is trouble in paradise. Natasha since you are done with him, give me a call. I am sure I can give you what you need.

*rolls her eyes* Here we go again.

phased-kitten:

thirstforblood:

Oh, I will never forget you Kitten. I am always close, never forget that.

 You know that sounds like you have a crush on me or something.

As much as I am sure you would like that kitten, I prefer my women looking like women not prepubescent boys.

*rolls her eyes* Here we go again.

Oh, I will never forget you Kitten. I am always close, never forget that.

*rolls her eyes* Here we go again.

dailybugleparker:

phased-kitten:

dailybugleparker:

More trouble from the overgrown furball?

 Yep. I’m not letting him get to me though.

Good, because then I’d….attempt to kill him

Really?? Well, when you feel like you are ready, I am always willing.

phased-kitten:

iron-liver:

arrows-ftw:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

phased-kitten:

Tony I am going to come hang out with you okay?

Sure. Come on over. I’ll be in the medbay.

Yes I’m sure you’ll be very valiant in your little hospital bed.

Listen up, dick. Back the fuck off. 

I got this Clint, don’t worry about it.

And yeah, I am pretty fucking valiant in my hospital bed.

Thanks you guys, I appreciate it ^_^

You can’t even defend yourself Kitten? I don’t know why I would expect more from my brother’s pet.

iron-liver:

arrows-ftw:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

phased-kitten:

Tony I am going to come hang out with you okay?

Sure. Come on over. I’ll be in the medbay.

Yes I’m sure you’ll be very valiant in your little hospital bed.

Listen up, dick. Back the fuck off. 

I got this Clint, don’t worry about it.

And yeah, I am pretty fucking valiant in my hospital bed.

Yeah cupcake, this is between me and aluminum kid.

iron-liver:

phased-kitten:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

phased-kitten:

iron-liver:

phased-kitten:

thirstforblood:

phased-kitten:

  • Inadvertently started a fight between Clint and Tony
  • Probably going to get yelled at for not saying anything sooner
  • Ugh my life sucks right now

I could always make it worse…

Thats right Beast-man, Turn the aggression towards me. I’ll have you declawed.

I’m not afraid of your aluminum foil suit pretty boy.

I wouldn’t need the suit to rip you a new one, furball. Trust me.

Well aren’t you a precious? You have been a warrior for what? Five minutes? Stay in your league kid.

Oh, yeah. I’m out of my league.  You wouldn’t want me to call that nasty brother of yours and tell ‘em you’re creepin on a 17 year old, would you?  From what I’ve heard he’s sort of anti…well.. that.

Yes Tin Boy go tattle to my brother. I’m afraid, really I am.

Look, you keep being a sex offender off in your little world and I’m gonna go fall into a drug induced coma.  I’ll be ready to kick the shit out of you when I get back.

Tony I am going to come hang out with you okay?

Sure. Come on over. I’ll be in the medbay.

Yes I’m sure you’ll be very valiant in your little hospital bed.

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

phased-kitten:

iron-liver:

phased-kitten:

thirstforblood:

phased-kitten:

  • Inadvertently started a fight between Clint and Tony
  • Probably going to get yelled at for not saying anything sooner
  • Ugh my life sucks right now

I could always make it worse…

Thats right Beast-man, Turn the aggression towards me. I’ll have you declawed.

I’m not afraid of your aluminum foil suit pretty boy.

I wouldn’t need the suit to rip you a new one, furball. Trust me.

Well aren’t you a precious? You have been a warrior for what? Five minutes? Stay in your league kid.

Oh, yeah. I’m out of my league.  You wouldn’t want me to call that nasty brother of yours and tell ‘em you’re creepin on a 17 year old, would you?  From what I’ve heard he’s sort of anti…well.. that.

Yes Tin Boy go tattle to my brother. I’m afraid, really I am.

Look, you keep being a sex offender off in your little world and I’m gonna go fall into a drug induced coma.  I’ll be ready to kick the shit out of you when I get back.

Oh so it was a threat you couldn’t even back up? Even better.

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

iron-liver:

thirstforblood:

phased-kitten:

iron-liver:

phased-kitten:

thirstforblood:

phased-kitten:

  • Inadvertently started a fight between Clint and Tony
  • Probably going to get yelled at for not saying anything sooner
  • Ugh my life sucks right now

I could always make it worse…

Thats right Beast-man, Turn the aggression towards me. I’ll have you declawed.

I’m not afraid of your aluminum foil suit pretty boy.

I wouldn’t need the suit to rip you a new one, furball. Trust me.

Well aren’t you a precious? You have been a warrior for what? Five minutes? Stay in your league kid.

Oh, yeah. I’m out of my league.  You wouldn’t want me to call that nasty brother of yours and tell ‘em you’re creepin on a 17 year old, would you?  From what I’ve heard he’s sort of anti…well.. that.

Yes Tin Boy go tattle to my brother. I’m afraid, really I am.